1. apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

    apostlemage:

    pyramidslayer:

    look what you can buy

    There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

    Reblogged from: neptunain
  2. zellah4:

    OMFG

    Reblogged from: neptunain
  3. Reblogged from: neptunain
  4. digg:

Watch the Queen of England age through bank notes.


She aged so happily and then David Cameron became prime minister.

    digg:

    Watch the Queen of England age through bank notes.

    She aged so happily and then David Cameron became prime minister.

    Reblogged from: maxinelaberge
  5. bombing:

    i came out tonight to get attacked and honestly i am having such a fun time right now

    Reblogged from: burgerkid
  6. lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

    lizawithazed:

    sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

    Reblogged from: burgerkid
  7. Reblogged from: the-absolute-funniest-posts
  8. sizvideos:

    Watch the Video 

    Follow our Tumblr

    Reblogged from: sizvideos
  9. slayboybunny:

    "sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
    "ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
    "oh sorry about that sir" 

    Reblogged from: greetings
  10. neptunain:

    "MUCH HIT" screams one ninja.

    "VERY CHOP" screams another.

    "WOW KARATE" the class chants.

    "welcome to my doge-o," the sensei smiles evilly

    Reblogged from: neptunain
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